Posts Tagged ‘Victoria Secret’

Alessandra Ambrosio – Victoria Secret

Farmed fox: She was grown and nurtured using only God’s nectar and music by Seal in the Victoria’s Secret garden of lingerie models. Artificial manufacturing is the only credible explanation for the endless supply of near-perfect ladies like Alessandra who are willing to strip to their skivvies.

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Ana Hickmann

Where you’ve seen her:
The Brazilian supermodel has posed for Victoria’s Secret and was featured in the September 2004 German Maxim.

Catwalk of fame:
She began her catwalking career in beauty pageants near her tiny village at age 13, then graduated to kicking emaciated ass at bigger modeling competitions, which led to her landing a professional contract in New York in 2000.

Pin number:
The towering blonde once held the record for the world’s longest female legs, with 46 inches of her 71-inch-tall body accounted for by the sexy gams.

Working girl:
Ana distributes her own clothing and cosmetics lines, and also manages a photo studio and a DJ agency.

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